So you know how honey is supposed to have healing/medicinal qualities? Like, making sore throats feel better when put into lemon tea, and being better and more gentle than an antibacterial wipe for when babies have cuts? And whatnot?

Well, I just swished a mouthful of honey around in my mouth. And it almost entirely healed the two sores on the bottom of my tongue.

This is a miracle substance. Seriously.